Under the cover of darkness, our secret operative(s) from our group will visit a member of the community's front yard and proceed to fill it with 20+ Pink Flamingos! In order to have the obnoxious pink birds removed, the "victim" is then encouraged to make a donation to the our cause. Once a donation is made, the "victim" gets to choose who will be the next recipient of the Flamingo Flock. Then the Flamingos begin their migration to the next selected recipient after dark. If the "victim" chooses not to make a donation the flamingos will roost in the yard until early evening when they will be removed by members of our team, brought in for a checkup and then sent back out with our secret operative(s). This cycle continues until the fund raiser is over. Keep in mind that the flocking is done in good spirits and is not meant to be mean.
A few twists to help keep things interesting. You may purchase FLOCKING INSURANCE which will insure that the Flamingos will never visit your yard by paying the "insurance premium" up front. If you have been flocked and would like to know then you may ask us to SNITCH on the person who ordered the visit unless they purchased ANTI-SNITCH INSURANCE when they placed the order (At this point we would be obligated to politely decline your request to know who sent our friends to visit you).
And now since I know it is on your mind, here is our Flamingo Flocking Menu:
Small Flock (10 birds) - $10
Medium Flock (20 birds) - $15
Large Flock (30 birds) - $20
Flocking Insurance - $30
Snitch - $5
Anti-Snitch Insurance - $10
Flamingo Removal - FREE *will occur in the evening*
All orders for can be placed at here in our store in Silverdale. We are at 10726 Silverdale Way, Suite 107, Silverdale, WA 98383. If you have questions please feel free to stop in, or call us at 360-908-8096.
Again, we would like to thank you for your help and your sense of humor!
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